amajor7:

honestly there are so many male writers that have turned out to be rapists/abusers/trash i only trust david sedaris at this point

after months of staring at several screen shots of nick kroll eating spaghetti on my desktop, i decided to gif them.

padialogue:

just took my first COLLEGE TEST in YEARS

a milestone!

I GOT A PERFECT SCORE ON THIS TEST EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT

thought a girls face was a mask

scottbaiowulf:

Remember when Scott Aukerman and Kulap Vilaysack were in Red Sonja

(via paulftompkins)

HEY GUYS. IDK IF I HAVE TOLD YOU BUT SOMEONE ON MY BLOCK KEEPS AT LEAST ONE ROOSTER AND MORNINGS ARE A NIGHTMARE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only eating foods i have to mix together right before ingestion

ALL I WANT IS TO SMOKE AND I LEFT MINE AT HOME AND NO ONE AT THIS PARTY SMOKES HOW DARE EVERYONE

me and my boyfriend in the car pt. 4

cokesnlfan:

@sarahdschneider: "Best friends @aidybryant

task IN CASE YOU HAVENT CAUGHT ON I RELATE TO THIS FRIENDSHIP HELLA HARD