HI!!!!!!

this is what I really look like

annaboolio:

Same

hi guys- just learning all about Sylvester Stallone’s astrologer mom and how she brought back the ancient art of rumpology, thank god.

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(via deathbeforediet)

Carolyn’s telling me the entire plot of Forrest Gump right now

oh hey did you guys want a make up tutorial for this look???!??!?