CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS: "handsome cadaverous guy in a suit at cafe flore - w4m - 21 (castro / upper market)"
"This is a message to that skinny guy in the snazzy suit who walked around like three times before settling down at an outdoor table with a woman and another man. My friend told your female companion that I thought you were cute, but you did nothing at all with the information! I was the presumably very silly-looking young white woman in a pink shirt and hipsterish glasses. I would have talked to you myself but I wasn’t yet drunk enough. Alas, that I should lose such a gorgeous creature! O, what a piece of work is a man!" - la pearla