October 2011
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me: SO MANY TAMMIES
liz: NOT ENOUGH TAMMIES
me: NEVER ENOUGH
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dear tumblr bros,
i love you.
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if i had to boil down my life into a single...
me: trying a really revolutionary process of hard boiling eggs
me: i already know it is not gonna work
me: but i am desperate.
liz: i love you.
liz: but did you know that costco sells pre-hardboiled eggs?
liz: deshelled and errrythang
me: so basically:
me: put two eggs in a bowl and poured boiling water over them
me: and put a plate over the bowl.
liz: i am scared for you.
me: ummm...
me: I AM AN ADULT.
me: I KNOW THIS WILL NOT WORK.
me: but i had to try
me: ok
me: OK?
liz: did they work???
liz: also i feel like you could've googled a smart way to try to fandangle yourself hard boiled eggs...
liz: like going to costco.
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“BREATHING HARD, OR HARDLY BREATHING?”
– things i say to people when they’ve just worked out.
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my mom just sent me an email with subject "a fun...
didn’t know my mom knew what youtube was, really excited to discover what she thinks a “fun” one is.
NO MORE ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES
seriously. there are other things. let’s move on to those.
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rain and trains
noises that make it kind of worth it to live where I do.
rural-juror:
i wish i was legitimately good at something. you know, other than eating and self loathing.
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FUN FACTS
i have $0.03 in my bank account.
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“hmm, you’re getting conservative in your old age.”
– kevin’s response to a haircut i got this summer.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DOGS CAN SEE GHOSTS???
because I have established this as a fact and it is the scariest thing.
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Watch
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“hey, my friend wants to know what lotion you use.”
– even waiters can’t deny how amazing katie smells. it’s a curse.
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whokilleddaveymoore replied to your video: youtube, i love you.
Now people are going to think I’m the kid in the video.
aren’t you…?
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in other news: i need all the hugs.
“I AIN’T GONNA DROWN IN A HALF AN INCH OF WATER!”
– my grandmother’s voice in my head is helping me out right now
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OK HAPPINESS OVER
EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL AGAIN!!!!
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